Why don't you shave your legs 'Cause a little hair can make a lot of difference Much more than whatever you're trying to prove I know you've got your pride And I know you think it, think it, think it makes a statement But you've got a right to be just as ugly as you want to be
Beauty is only skin deep And everybody's beautiful underneath I believe in that but let's not push it If you won't do it for me do it for our love For planet earth and the little children Do it for peace and humanity And do it for the United States of America