[Hook 1: Eminem]
I'll sh** on you -- da da, da da, da da
I'll sh** on you -- da da, da da, da da
I'll sh** on you -- da da, da da, da da
I'll sh** on you -- da da, da da, da da
I'll sh** on you! I will sh** on you
I'll sh** on you! Girl you know, its true
I'll sh** on you! b**h or man, its true
I'll sh** on you! I will sh** on you
[Verse 1: Swifty McVay]
I remain fatter than gluttony
Taping bombs to the back of record companies
Blow 'em up if they ain't wantin me
The national guard, they scared of huntin' me
I love beef; I got you hoes ducking me
A drug thief, b**h I'll take your marijuana
These slugs'll keep your a** away from my corner
I drown n***as in hundred degree saunas
You can act a fool if ya wanna (b*atch!)
It's this lyrical piranha
Strapped wit a grenade, in the pool with ya mama
Attack her by the legs then I pull her to the bottom
Twist nuttin' up like a condom
Slap it if you f**ers got a problem
When I see 'em, you hoes ending up in a f**ing mausoleum
Or hidden in the trunk of a black and gold BM
Pull in the garage while you screaming
Keep the motor on then I'm leaving (I'll sh** on you!)
I'll sh** on you!
[Hook 2: Eminem]
I will sh** on you I don't care who you are
I'll sh** on you!
I don't give a f** about you or your car
I'll sh** on you!
f** your house, f** your j**elry and f** your watch
I'll sh** on you!
f** your wife, f** your kids, f** your family
I'll sh** on you!
[Verse 2: Bizarre]
I'm a alcoholic, where's the f**ing toilet?
Pa** the hot dogs (Bizarre aren't you Islamic?)
b**h, shut your f**ing mouth
I'mma keep eating 'til Richard Simmons comes to my house
With a chain saw to cut me out (me out, me out!)
I'll f** your wife, I had s** since I met her
Too busy f**ing with your twelve year old baby sitter (hahaha)
And all women ain't sh** - only good for cooking, cleaning
And s**ing dick - and that's it! (I said it)
I'm responsible for k**ing John Candy
Got Jon Benet Ramsey in my '98 Camry
I don't give a f** who you are
I'll sh** on anybody; truly yours the idiotic Bizarre
[Verse 3: Eminem]
My adolescent years weren't sh** to what I do now
I never grew up, I was born grown and grew down
The older I get, the dumber the sh**, I get in
The more ignorant, the incident is, I fit in
Ignoring the sh** how boring it gets
When there's no one to hit
I don't know when to quit throwing a fit
I know I'm a bit flaky but they make me
It's they who egged me and say they can take me
It's they who legs I brake and make achy
It's they who mistake me and make me so ANGRY!
(I'll sh** on you!) I'll spit on you
Start pissing and do the opposite on you
You weren't listening, I said I'll cop a squat on you
Start spilling my guts like chicken cordon bleu and
Straight sh** like Notorious B.I.G. did to that b**h
On his skit on his last album
Pull my pants down and
[Hook 2: Eminem]
I will sh** on you I don't care who you are
I'll sh** on you!
I don't give a f** about you or your car
I'll sh** on you!
f** your house, f** your j**elry and f** your watch
I'll sh** on you!
f** your wife, f** your kids, f** your family
I'll sh** on you!
[Verse 4: Kon Artis]
Is Richard Pryor still alive?
If not I'm sicker than he was prior to him dying (what?)
Born brainless, this steel ain't stainless
Your bloodstains are all over this steel god dang-it
b**h bring it, these n***as that I hang with
I hang you up naked by your ankles dangling (oww, oww)
My need I stay strangling, I don't need your help
If you don't give me the p**y
I'll un-loosen my belt (I'll sh** on you!)
I'm what your daddy's not, your mom's kinda co*k
Your sister tends court, your aunt supply her rocks
Buck fifty cross your neck
Floss your TEC, I'll beat you wit it across your chest
[Verse 5: Kuniva]
Yo, it's only right I jack your car keys and run
Spent all of my advancements on weed and guns
For fun, when I'm drunk
I'll run a truck through the weed house
Jump out and beat ya peeps down worse than Steve Stoute
Put you in chokeholds I learned last week
From the Police man who caught me stealing weed from his jeep
(hey, hey, hey!) I see hoes biting, y'all don't wanna brawl
That's like Deebo fighting Peabo Bryson (I'll sh** on you!)
f** what you hollering and yelling about
I'll reach in your mouth and pull your f**ing skeleton out!
n***as get hit wit a two piece; (bling bling)
Wit a poisonous sting, I'm such a violent thing
[Hook 2: Eminem]
I will sh** on you I don't care who you are
I'll sh** on you!
I don't give a f** about you or your car
I'll sh** on you!
f** your house, f** your j**elry and f** your watch
I'll sh** on you!
f** your wife, f** your kids, f** your family
I'll sh** on you!
[Verse 6: Eminem]
Once I get on two, hits of X
My disk slips and disconnects
'til I walk around this b**h with a twisted neck
But still sh** on the first b**h who disrespects
(c'mon, I'll sh** on you!) Over reaction is my only reaction
Which only sets off a chain reaction
And puts five more zany acting maniacs in action
A rat pack in black jackets who pack ten
Nine millimeters, five criminals pulling heaters
And spilling liters of blood like swimming pools
Shiesty individuals shoot at b**hes too {*bullets spray*}
A lot of people say misogynistic which is true
I don't deny it matter of fact I stand by it
So please stand by as I start up a damn riot
If you don't wanna get stampeded then stand quiet
Boy, girl, dog, woman, man, child (I'll sh** on you!)
[Hook 2: Eminem]
I will sh** on you I don't care who you are
I'll sh** on you!
I don't give a f** about you or your car
I'll sh** on you!
f** your house, f** your j**elry and f** your watch
I'll sh** on you!
f** your wife, f** your kids, f** your family
I'll sh** on you!
You heard me {*Eminem laughs*}
b**h, I'll sh** on you
D12 will sh** on you
I'll sh** on you
Your life
Your wife
Your kids
Your car
I'll sh** on you
Your house
Your spouse
Your rings
Your things
I'll sh** on you
I'll sh** on you
I'll sh** on you
I'll sh** on you