[Hook: Eminem]
I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills
I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's counting
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills
[Verse 1: Eminem]
Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of Valium inside her palm
It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve
Roll up on you like Christopher Reeves
I can't describe the vibe I get
When I drive by 6 people and 5 I hit
Ah sh**, I started a mosh pit
Squashed a b**h and stomped her foster kids
These shrooms make me hallucinate
Then I sweat until I start losing weight
Until I see dumb sh** start happening
Dumber than Vanilla Ice trying to rap again
So bounce, bounce, come on bounce (gunshots)
I said come on bounce
Everybody in the house with a half an ounce
Not weed I meant coke dumb a** sit down
We don't bullsh**, better ask around
D12 throws the bombest bash in town
Bizarre, your mom is pa**ing out
Get her a** on the couch before she crashes out
[Verse 2: Kuniva and (Kon Artis)]
f** that, someone help Denaun
He's upstairs naked with a weapon drawn
(Hey Von, you see me stepping on these leprechauns?)
It got to be acid cause the X is gone
(Ya I took them all dog, with some parmesan
And I think my arm is gone)
It's probably numb
Young, dumb, and full of cum
And I think he about to swallow his tongue
(Scaredy a** it was a false alarm
You think I'm about to die when I just got on?)
Well stop acting stupid
You so high
That you might wake up with a guy
On some new sh**
(I think I did too much
This substance equals cuffs
Red pills, blue pills, and green
Big pills (that's ill), mescaline)
[Hook-eminem]
I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills
I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills
[Bridge]
Dirty Dozen, 80 of us
Shady brothers, ladies love us
That's why our baby mothers
Love us but they hate each other
They probably want to take each other out
And date each other
Some-, something, something, something
Something, something, something, something
[Verse 3: Proof]
Pop pills, pills I pop
Pop two pills, on stilts I walk
Snort two lines that were filled with chalk
Thought I was incredible and k**ed the Hulk
I want to roll away like a rollerblade
Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days
And when I'm old and gray
Look for dope to smoke, no? okey-doke
I'm packing my nose with coke
(Coughing) Am I supposed to choke?
Had an accident when the Trojan broke
Ah, poor baby, born by who*e lady
Now I got to strangle an infant (you're crazy)
[Verse 4: Swift]
I pop four E's at one time
And I don't need water when I'm swallowing mine
(Hey you got any shrooms?)
Does Bizarre smoke crack?
We can't get jobs because our arms show tracks
Why the hell you n***as think I rap?
We do it just to get your company hijacked
If you like smack, then I might too
(Swift, chill)
I just want to get high like you
And I don't give a damn if they white or blue
Speed, shrooms, down the Valiums
Even smoke weed out of vacuums
I just copped some and I'm going back soon
[Hook-eminem]
I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills
I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills
[Verse 5: Bizarre]
I'm at a rave
Looking like a slave
High off chronic
Gin and tonic demonic
Body smell like vomit
p**y popping, acid dropping, dope heady guy
Heroine mescaline pencil leads, want to try?
Blue pills, golden seals
Got Bizarre acting ill
Drugs k** (yeah, right)
b**h I'm for real
Shut your mouth you dirty s*ut
You know you want it in your bu*t
I'll put it in your c*nt
Let Bizarre nut
[Hook-eminem]
I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills
I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills
[Bridge]
Dirty Dozen
80 of us
Shady brothers
Ladies love us
That's why our baby mothers
Love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other out
And date each other
Some-, something, something, something
Something, something, something, something