[Produced by Mr. Porter]
Maxine! (Phone Rings)
Maxine: Hello
Denaun: Can I speak to Maxine?
Maxine: Yeah, this is me, what's up?
Denaun: What up?
Maxine: Who dis?
Denaun: Denaun
Maxine: Yeah, what's up?
Denaun: What are you doing?
Maxine: Nothing, just laying in bed
Denaun: Huh?
Maxine: Nothing, just laying in bed
Denaun: Why?
Maxine: I don't know, thinking about something freaky to do
[Verse 1: Eminem]
I know this crack fiend, Maxine, who needs a vaccine
She tests positive, but tells you that her act's clean
Plus she got a sugar daddy
Ga**ing every hooker that he takes in to crook her badly
If you mistook her, sadly, on her reputation
You're in jeopardation, if you ain't got no preparation
When you stepped away, son, she got her face done
Lookin' provocative, she'll let you knock it if
You press the issue, and get undressed to kiss you
If you match the price, otherwise she won't look at you twice
But when you catch the lice, or get the urgency
To go to the emergency ‘cause it burns to pee
Don't bring your germs to me, ‘cause I ain't tryna hear it
While you're fighting your f**ing disease tryna clear it
[Verse 2: Kon Artis]
Sometimes I wonder, what's your purpose in life? That is
To get with every brother and unveil one of his kids, sh**
You livin' trife, got three kids at home
And club-hoppin' every night
You say it's gonna stop, but it just... slows... down…
And then speeds back to a regular pace
There is no end to this
Mystery, whatever your reason even is to be
You say you wanna be with me, but how can you say that
When you got n***as hiding in your closet?
I refrain from getting angry, but you keep on acting strangely
[Verse 3: 3]
I met this girl last week, she was a freak, and she liked me
So I stepped on it and then asked my homies
And chilled on the side and then watched they n***as
Big game over there and take notes, while I get this number
I stepped to her, first I cleared my throat
And said "Hey, b**h, haven't I seen you before?"
Looked at my n***a, turned around and got slapped
Throughout my hands, and said "Oh, it's like that?"
She said she just broke up with her n***a and sh**
She started crying, and asked me to forgive her and sh**
She said her name was Maxine
So I told her I wanted her number
She asked could I give her mine too
Got to the crib and called her up
We got into a good conversation
That's when she asked me could I f**
I said "Maxine, check this out
Give me your address I'll be through and you'll find out"
Got to the crib, she let me in
She didn't waste time, she grabbed my hand
And proceeded to the bedroom
I said "Hold up, and stop proceeding, you rushing things"
What the f** are you doing?
So I went for my protection
Took off my clothes and started flexin'
As she went for my midsection
I threw her down as I tore off her shirt
Pulled out my jimmy and I thought about putting in work
Before I hit it she said
"3, don't get mad, but there's something
That I gotta tell your a**"
I said "What is it, another n***a? It's ok"
She said "No I forgot to tell you
That I got AIDS, I got a problem"
Denaun: Hey, Maxine
Maxine: What?
Denaun: You thinking about s**ing my dick?
Maxine: Yeah, for a small price
Denaun: For a small price? What you mean?
Maxine: You know, money, n***a
Denaun: You don't need no damn money
I can't give you no money anyways, I heard you got some sh**
Maxine: (laughing) What you, what you hear I got?
Denaun: AIDS
Maxine: (laughing) Who told you that bullsh**?
Denaun: My n***a Kyu, he wouldn't lie
Maxine: Well, if that's the case, Kyu got it then
Denaun: Oh for real, it's like that?
Maxine: (laughing) Well, I ain't got sh**, so he ain't got sh**
And if he do, he ain't get that sh** from me
I ain't f**ing around with no third n***a
Denaun: f** that, I ain't f**ing with you
Maxine: No, see…
Denaun: You got that sh**, I ain't gotta f** with you
Maxine: Hold on, why it ain't even like that
Denaun: I want ya'll to get paid, f**ing…
Maxine: (laughing as the phone hangs up)