[Intro: Bizarre]
Emceeeeeeees, RUN!
Or get hit with my verbal gun!
This mic weighs a ton!
Dozen battles for fun
I'll disrespect you and your crew
Here comes MC Eye-Kyu!
[Verse 1: Eye-Kyu]
Your fakeness is atrocious
Post this deep in yo' hypnosis
Then focus, roll this and smoke this
Like L's of that bomb-a** herb that's guaranteed to rock bells
A hip-hop ReFugee like Prazwell
Travellin' cities pimpin'
Babblin' biddies game trump tight to solidify
Computerized to get rid of spies - know what I do to guys
Shootin' and spittin' lies?
I'm banishin' existance
Just vanish any instances, brandishin' sentences
Provin' repentence is the only way to see me, don't miss these
Me and my crew smoke so many trees that I piss leaves
Never bammer b**h please, but keep smoke in my system
Roll blunts- it's all tight
On a off night, I still smoke like exhaust pipes
And bust a universal flow to blow your wig back
Like n***as with toupees drivin' a convertible
And furthermore I run the board
Yo' sh** is played
And the way you fell off, you couldn't bounce back with a bungee cord
[Hook x4: Bizarre]
Bring your boys and, we can bring the noise and
You don't wanna f** with Dirty Dozen!
[Verse 2: Bizarre]
My crew is like amazed, put in fear like ex-slaves
Who wanna step to this microphone and think that they BRAVE?
Dozen always startin' the f**in' beef
I don't give a f** if you from Kansas, I'm still the f**in' chief
Back the f** up I'm releasin' my dum-dums
Tell your who*e stop pagin me, 9-1-1
I'm a star that they call Bizarre
Smokin' blunts with Mel Farr in my brand new car
What n***a in their right mind wanna see me?
If I was in Arizona, I'd still request iced tea
Bizarre don't give a sh** about you
On top of the mountain - ain't nuttin' your b**h-a** crew can do
Sick MC that they call Peter
Treat your crew like an unexpected meter reader
Talkin' more sh** than Howard Cosell
bu*t-f**in' jezebels in nasty hotels
[Hook x4]
[Verse 3: Proof]
How you think yo' crew sound compared to this?
It's the team that yo' entire clique is scared to diss
Demandin' attentions when the Glock sound
Y'all n***as to be murdered like Jeffrey Dahmer's on lock down
I'm Brown like Bobby, pullin' hoes like Whitney
Take your title, k** your moms- so you won't forget me
Lips sealed; n***a, I might blow important plots
Whoever front is gettin' done like Michael Jordan pops
Yo I'm number one translator, mic famed Dirty D
Y'all n***as gettin' hung like this was 1933
Got word of me- now flee, cause you ain't got a chance
d**h is three easy steps, so now we gotta dance
So look away; don't play with the style master
I love k**ing' beef, so I k** a whole cow pasture
Lyrically, I'm sick ill, everything but sober
My nickel-plate, pack the disc-tray
Jack and fool get f**ed over - BRING IT!
[Verse 4: Eminem]
Dirty Dozen is the clique so walk right over and lynch ya'
Rip the a** right out ya' pants like a Doberman Pinscher
Like the cobra and ninja, my intention's to injure
And prevent ya from enterin' from an inch of my center
Or get your motherf**in' pants split at the creases
f**in' you intellectually
Givin' you mental s**ually transmitted diseases
My duty is to keep a stranger barred
I guard my sector like a Saint Bernard and this ain't your yard
Bringin' the noise like a trigger happy gun slinger
Droppin' your whole clique with one finger 'til none linger
Beware of my dogs attackin' like a pack of Great Danes
Chargin' like freight trains through the great plains
[Hook x4]