[Verse 1]
I got a nutcracker and long quarter water bottle
Mango flavor with the fruit at the bottom
Downward spiral, life's gone viral
Now I'm vomiting my Gyro on the sidewalk
In a league of my own, I don't have no rivals
Don't retweet me n***a, I don't like you
f** your dreams, f** your clique
n***a why you even try you will never be sh**
Everyone puts up a façade like they grindin' so hard
But your a** will die broke with a regular job
Security guard, garbage dumper
I do what I want, n***a, 2012 comin'
I'm a f**in' superstar, I'm a f**in superstar
With a large-a** dick and some big-a** balls
Where's your b**h? Hand her off
I'ma piledrive the p**y like Paul Orndorff
Survey says I'm ‘bout to run New York
And won't no B-Grade rapper ever play me like a song
I'm handy with a hammer or a f**in' ninja star
I dropkick that a** like Michael Dudikoff