[Verse 1: Mr.Light]
Let me tell you a little story about Peter
The nicest guy you'll ever meet
Until you look a little deeper
A little older
He's all the girls friend
But really he's f**ing your girlfriends
And at first you won't believe me coz' he's such a nice guy
He goes to UCA
Such a ‘deepy Art type'
And he's pulling the wool over her eyes
Soon it won't be no surprise
You'll have an argument late one night
And he'll be there by her side
Waiting to confide in about all the sh** that you've done
Picking her up in his golf mark 1
Everybody needs a shoulder cry on
Or maybe a tongue
You should live life while your young
You shouldn't be tied down to no one
He just wipes away her tears and the deed is done
Now he can have some fun
And I'm way too late
Coz he's had a beard since 8
And I'm stuck up here with this baby face
So heed my warning
I'm telling you, it could happen to you too
But next time it won't happen to me
Because I've got something up my sleeve peter
Something up my sleeve
[Chorus: Mr.Light]
Peter Piper picked the wrong f**ing pepper
You f**ing Prick!
And I hope you choke on it !
And b**h I hope you Choke to d**h! X2
She was my whole world
Until you came along
And I know deep down you know that you did something wrong
Now I'm contemplating ways
In which I'm k**ing you
Oh Peter
What have you made me do?
Verse 2:
Like
Push you down a flight of stairs
Rip out the teeth from the back of your head
Bury you alive down 6 feet under
Attach a metal rod to your back when theres Lightning and thunder
And I'm sure theres a train runway around my way you should be under
And all your family and friends would wonder
Because your body would never be found
Maybe he's drowned?
Maybe he's buried deep down underground?
Maybe he tried to scream but couldn't make a sound
Coz he's gagged and bound
Crowned
The Pied piper of my town
Now your rats are circling round
And we'll take you to ground
Munch through your flesh
Quicker than pigs
Pound for Pound