[Verse 1: Mr.Light] Let me tell you a little story about Peter The nicest guy you'll ever meet Until you look a little deeper A little older He's all the girls friend But really he's f**ing your girlfriends And at first you won't believe me coz' he's such a nice guy He goes to UCA Such a ‘deepy Art type' And he's pulling the wool over her eyes Soon it won't be no surprise You'll have an argument late one night And he'll be there by her side Waiting to confide in about all the sh** that you've done Picking her up in his golf mark 1 Everybody needs a shoulder cry on Or maybe a tongue You should live life while your young You shouldn't be tied down to no one He just wipes away her tears and the deed is done Now he can have some fun And I'm way too late Coz he's had a beard since 8 And I'm stuck up here with this baby face So heed my warning I'm telling you, it could happen to you too But next time it won't happen to me Because I've got something up my sleeve peter Something up my sleeve
[Chorus: Mr.Light] Peter Piper picked the wrong f**ing pepper You f**ing Prick! And I hope you choke on it ! And b**h I hope you Choke to d**h! X2 She was my whole world Until you came along And I know deep down you know that you did something wrong Now I'm contemplating ways In which I'm k**ing you Oh Peter What have you made me do? Verse 2: Like Push you down a flight of stairs Rip out the teeth from the back of your head Bury you alive down 6 feet under Attach a metal rod to your back when theres Lightning and thunder And I'm sure theres a train runway around my way you should be under And all your family and friends would wonder Because your body would never be found Maybe he's drowned? Maybe he's buried deep down underground? Maybe he tried to scream but couldn't make a sound Coz he's gagged and bound Crowned The Pied piper of my town Now your rats are circling round And we'll take you to ground Munch through your flesh Quicker than pigs Pound for Pound