I tiptoe through the tulips
They think that i can't do this. -Chorus x2
They look up, yet I'm foolish?
I give two less than two sh**s
You best go back to school b**h
And test that attitude quick
What happened to my mood, sh**
I think I'm gunna lose lose it
Somebody give me booze quick
I just sit there, lay some banter
All the losers trading slander
Did you see her? she got fatter
I'd still let my penis splatter
I mean, i really sorry
I should talk about ferraris
Or how my life has scarred me
Maybe go and chat with Maury
Mentality stays fantasy
So f** all questions asked to me
I'm country like a stump tree
You can't stump me Forrest Gumply
Mind stretchy like Gumby
My nemesis is blockheads
Watch them talking till I'm shocked dead
Here's a present in my pocket
You may all go to hell
f** you from davy crocket
Leave your wishes in a well and
Do the dishes till you're frail
Pray your kids stay out of jail
Sail
Blame it on my add
Alcohol and drug dependency
Is not a life thats meant for me
I guess it makes me more friendly
But in the end all friends just leave
And endlessly it seems to be
The loop of life, its super right?
I'll shoot my dice to gamble
Grab a mic and ramble
I wish you'd understand more
Then the hand clap of an anthem
Amping up the whole bandwagon
Has beens bragging hoes and shagging
Busted nuts and bunched up b**hes
I'm a squirel your probably thinking
I outsmarted dogs in a kitchen
They're itchin for submission
Wagging waiting for directions
Attention and affection
Not to mention the suspense when
You can throw a dog a bone
Pick her out and bring her home
Teach her how to be told
Rub some piss in her nose
Cause leaders pick out the mold
It makes me sick how we fold
Just cause some prick held his own
Victory followed him home
I guess just label me prick
They way i say go s** a dick
Is not sarcastic, not one bit
I'll hold my soul in my casket
My last steps won't be pa**ive
Learned early how to pa** sh**
These ba*tards got it backwards
Not a n***a I'm a cracker
Is that even a factor?
Should i wait to hear an answer?
Go debate until you're deaf
But on my quest i won't lose rest
On concerns of all the rest
Wish me an untimely d**h
Only way I'm stopping
Is if the people with the problems
Aren't creeped enough to solve them
The sheep are getting mauled when
A lion is trying to stay alive in a
Blinded environment