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Knick knack you're not worth my time But you're always on my mind I'm David, I'm Goliath, you're a knick knack I'm the fuhrer, I'm the kaiser, you're a knick knack You don't look good! Made of nothing but plastic and wood Gonna trade you in for candy You might get a piece of taffy Knick knack you're not worth my time But you're always on my mind