[Intro: Various Reporters] Reporter 1: He's got died blonde hair pouty lips and a steely blue stare. like a sadistic mator... Reporter 2: "Hey everybody take a look at me I've got street credibility I may not have a job But I have a good time With the boys that I meet "down on the line"" Hey everybody take a look at me I've got street credibility I may not have a job But I have a good time With the boys that I meet "down on the line" Reporter 3: Can we cut to the chase? Is she personally prepared to authorize a nuclear strike?... Reporter 5: I'm going to be drawn by a comment that...then i...I was right Reporter 4: I do not believe the threat of ma** murder is a legitimate way to go about dealing with international relations Reporter 6: Yes [Verse 1: Mr. B] Everybody's talking and nobody is listening So here's your chance, I'll step askance And listen to you...
Well go on then Reporter: This it, what i'm saying, and it's very little, let's be absolutely clear... Mr.B: Oh that'll do The trouble we have tried to hide From bubbles we have climbed inside The popinjays intranets Tried to cop your vote and fan it They're the devils of the dawn of Everything we fall before Everybody has their own truth All you need is proof So you should listen to this little long player I'll try and make sense of how the world went stale And then you'll find that i roundly fail So here's a dose of history, modern moor's Philosophy, and co*ktails And this, ladies and gentlemen is its name [Chorus] There's a rumpus going on (right here) There's a rumpus going on (and right now) There's a rumpus going on (but don't fear) There's a rumpus going on ( Mr. B is right here) There's a rumpus going on There's a rumpus going on