I am..
A got about a flan about.
You'll never get a better chap
To put upon a bu*tered bap.
You'd better give
A chap a sedative.
It's got to be the best bit
To keep a jolly waistcoat
A nice bu*tered bun and a cup of tea
In the midday sun is fine with me.
Nightfall, spiteful,
But I take my rightful
Seat, the beat here's quite delightful
When one gets so flaccid
Everything stops for acid
Banjolele solo!
Mmm, rather enjoyed that.
I think I'll have another go.
Everything stops
Everything stops
Everything stops for acid
Everything stops
Everything stops
Everything stops for acid
Everything stops
Everything stops
Everything stops for acid
Everything stops
Everything stops
Everything stops for acid
Everything stops
Everything stops
Everything stops for acid
Everything stops
Everything stops
Everything stops for acid
Everything stops
Everything stops
Everything stops for acid
Everything stops
Everything stops
Everything stops for acid
Oh crikey, it's Lady Fanshaw
Darshalton, I'm not in!