The Lowest Highest Point (Improv)
(Mike)
Which state has the lowest highest point? Eh?
Florida? I guessed Florida or Louisiana, I was wrong.
Jian got it on his second guess.
No..New York? It's got f**in' mountains.
(Jian)
The lowest highest point.
(Mike)
the lowest highest point.
(Murray)
Two words that shouldn't go together. Lowest and highest.
(Mike)
Virginia's got mountains, too. Like are you not thinking?
(Mike and Jian)
The lowest highest point.
(Jian, starting a beat)
The lowest highest point.
(Dave)
The lowest highest point.
(Dave and Murray create a backgroud part, alternating the
rhythm on the words "lowest highest point")
(Jian)
The lowest highest point.
(Mike)
The lowest highest point.
(Jian)
The lowest highest point.
(Mike)
The lowest highest point.
(Mike)
Is in the prairies rolling hills?
Or is out on the left coast?
Maybe something down south where they've got lots of marshes
Maybe it's the f**ing District of Columbia
All that hot air's gotta sink that city
Maybe it's somewhere up North
(Dave)
The lowest highest point.
(Jian)
The lowest highest point.
(Mike)
The lowest highest point.
(Jian)
The lowest highest point.
(Mike)
Laid Back.
(Jian)
Kissinger
(Dave)
Gin and juice!
(Mike)
Do we have a guess from the audience, an educated guess, not a f**ing
state with mountains. Think about this one, Cheloveks.
(audience makes guesses)
(Mike)
What?
(Dave)
I haven't heard it.
(Jian)
It's not Arizona.
(Mike)
Arizona has mountains.
(Jian)
Not Arizona. Not New York. Not Missouri or Indiana.
Not Illinois. Not Idaho. Not Montana.
(Mike)
It's not even Maine. They've got Mount Washington. f**ing Mount Washington.
Mount Washington, up in Maine. It's got a bit of elevation.
(note: Mt. Washington is actually in New Hampshire)
It's not f**ing New Hampshire.
They got skiing.
This has gotta be a state without f**ing skiing. The state...
(Jian)
The lowest highest point.
(Mike)
The lowest highest point.
(Jian)
The lowest highest point.
(Mike)
The lowest highest point.
(Jian)
Keep trying! It's not Alabama.
(Dave)
It's not Iowa.
(Mike)
Ow! Did somebody get it? I think somebody got it.
(Jian)
Come on up on stage. Come on up on stage.
(Mike)
Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
He's got the Woodie Guthrie style of hat, cause he's been thinking.
Ain't thinking about f**ing mountains. Tell Us!
(Audience Member)
Delaware.
(Jian)
The lowest highest point.
(Mike)
The lowest highest point.
(Jian)
The lowest highest point.
(Mike)
The lowest highest point.
(Jian)
The lowest highest point.
It's Delaware!