[Hook]
All I got's some old shoes
All I got's a window
All I got's them sold blues
All I got's where him go
Christmas eve and the box is smoking
We three kings and a whole lotta propane
"have the last dance" well you better be joking
Rather not at all than a lie about the whole thing
Duck and cover better yet just lay low
We three kings and a whole lotta play-doh
Growing up grey in a world that's dayglo
Never name names better yet just say so
[Hook]
Baby's on the front porch, baby's on the back porch
Up down strutting from the back "say sorry"
Emotional something takes a whack at your car keys
"be a good neighbor" said the man to the barkeep
Nothing just "how many guests in your party?"
Laptop on grab the mic and go play
Everyone alive wants a tall gla** of OJ
All this trouble for a job well you don't say
All this running from the law just to get paid
[Hook]
Baby's on the front porch, baby's on the back porch
It's a trick nearly anyone can learn with a little experience and some inexpensive tools
It's mostly mashing and pasting and smoothly applying
Thus, while few of us may ever get the opportunity of designing and living in our dream house, we can improve the house is which we live
[Hook]
Baby's on the front porch, baby's on the back porch [x8]