Your last chance to take a breather came and went
Here's a little number called the main event
I invite you down to the sights and sounds
Of our tight inner circle move right around
For all of those who can't decide
So many friends you want to dance beside
Who says you have to choose
Why can't you eat your cake and have it too
Oh, you're just willing to observe
What you're not familiar with the words?
So simple it's a little bit absurd
Just fit into the curve, and spin until you swerve!
Turn, and spin, and rotate again
We'll take a roll call to fill the whole hall
Turn all these snowflakes into a snowball
And roll, and twirl, and go around the world
Don't stop, never let the show stall
We're never gonna slow y'all
No simple matter happening
To see so many gathering
I can't keep down I have to sing
Circle up like a napkin ring
No worries there's no max or min
We mold like wax or paraffin
One more joins we just pack it in
One leaves we move on back again
I know you want to mask your grin
But you can't keep the laughter in
Let's keep it strong and masculine
But sweet like saccharine, so much to factor in
Turn, and spin, and rotate again
It's not enough to stay parallel
Gotta circle round like a carousel
And roll, and twirl, and go around the world
Make it so smooth like caramel, caramel
A circle makes everyone, come together
The dance floor thunders with a, hundred leathers
No one's left out and, none are better
When everyone's equidistant from the center
Two is sinister, three's a prohibitor
Four is a limiter, can't begin to stir
Five is similar, six is nimbler
Seven and eight, raise up the temperature
By the time we hit nine we're fillin her
But we need ten to join the perimeter
Our strength lies in love and numbers
Let's wake the sleeper from his slumber
In this blue moon, let's form a new union
Leave your cocoon, the circle is balloonin
I'm being selfish and I need your help
Cuz tonight my self includes everybody else
Turn, and spin, and rotate again
We'll take a roll call to fill the whole hall
And turn all these snowflakes into a snowball
And roll, and twirl, and go around the world
Don't stop, never let the show stall
We're never gonna slow y'all
We get round like the mouth of a well
Round like a hatchback sea turtle shell
Round like a town hall bell
Round like the apple on William Tell
Round like an ocean pearl
Round like a hula hoop around a little girl
Round like a head full of curls
And round like a pint of peanut bu*ter swirl
Round like a Chinese stair case
Round like the curvature of outer space
Round like a roller coaster loop
Round like a bowl of minestrone soup
Round like the holes in Swiss cheese
Round like the rings in the trunks of the trees
Round like the bones in my knees
And round like three hundred and sixty degrees
You've been shaking hands and making rounds
Seeing all the big names in town
You start to smile as you pace around
It's a well rounded crowd that could make it down
But until right now you've been hangin' round
It's around ten o'clock and the faces frown
Cuz they need a verb not a place or noun
Some kind of dance that can wake the crowd
You take a friend and grab his hand
He grabs a hand and he grabs on another hand
You start to spin like a power fan
Now half the fam's in one master plan
Turning clockwise, speeding up to Mach five
Circle's getting lopside, everyone is co*keyed
The guests are a blur as they walk by
Watch, ties, hat, shoes and socks fly
So spin once again like it's your last dance
It's your last chance to fight through those calf cramps
Take a look around the circle with a fast glance
They need you to keep moving in your black pants
Every step more in line like a fire drill
Every turn in the spiral takes you higher still
Spin once more for every new and old friend
And keep spinning cuz a circle has no end
Turn, and spin, and rotate again
We'll take a roll call to fill the whole hall
And turn all these snowflakes into a snowball
And roll, and twirl, and go around the world
Don't stop, never let the show stall
We're never gonna slow y'all