G.I. Jesus, G.I. Jesus, G.I. Jesus today
G.I. Jesus, G.I. Jesus, G.I. Jesus hurray
He's a desperate little man
Running round town
Preaching bullying smashing kicking his way
G.I. Jesus, G.I. Jesus, G.I. Jesus today
Oh he's a funny little man running round town
Lecturing, teaching, humans and hounds
G.I. Jesus, G.I. Jesus, G.I. Jesus today
He calls himself the saviour
He calls himself the chosen
He acts in the name of God
He acts for the sins of man
He says that he will help you
He says that he will save you
But he's helping himself to
Mountains gold stars moons water and land
G.I. Jesus, G.I. Jesus, G.I. Jesus today
G.I. Jesus, G.I. Jesus, G.I. Jesus hurray
He's been taught to tell you what to do
Why, how, who, where and when
Beware to those who don't follow
They'll end up in a damn
He's so proud, so should you
To have him to save
In the name of his God
He can act very odd
They say the gra** is greener
On the other side
They say some things are good
And other ones are bad
They say that he will help
They say that he will save you
But ain't that enough, ain't that enough
To drive you, drive you mad
G.I. Jesus, G.I. Jesus, G.I. Jesus today
G.I. Jesus, G.I. Jesus, G.I. Jesus hurray
Well I can be your dad
You my little tad
G.I. Jesus today
No need to be sad
Just smile and be glad for
G.I. Jesus today
G.I. Jesus, G.I. Jesus, G.I. Jesus today
Put you to sleep
Lead you lost sheep
G.I. Jesus hurray