Well it was '94 when I dug you out And like the time before it was just bad luck I should've knocked you out with an uppercut but you smothered me shut What is with me and these needy folk? As we start some fun soon becomes a joke Before we got a laugh we were up in smoke It's rich going for broke It's rich going for broke The people carrier Takes care of us all Our safety barrier Won't let us fall When you hit the drink you're a different character And it all comes down in a twisted mess When you're holding court you're a big end barrister Desperate to impress I see you open up on a rare occasion
You've been dead so long that you've decomposed And you come on strong like a pitch invasion And the following day the case is closed The following day the case is closed The people carrier Gets us from A to B We're so much happier Now we can see I nearly broke my back trying to bring you happiness I was way off track, some crazy horse Then I collapsed in a shaggy mess Fresh grounds for divorce Fresh grounds for divorce The people carrier On top of it all Over safety barrier And then we fall The people carrier On top of it all Over safety barrier And then we fall