I feel like I'm reading some amateur screenplay
Every time we start acting romantic
Like I know the next thing we're both gonna say
And it makes me feel so frantic
Cause I don't wanna end up like those couples you see on TV
Whoa, the dream of the nuclear family
Always seemed like a nightmare to me
But lately I'm starting to feel like I'm in f**ing Titanic
And I whisper, "Jack"
And you call out, "Rose"
And I just start to panic
Cause I don't wanna end up in the cargo hold
In some car with my dress loosened
Wasting what time and breath we've got left
Turning the windows translucent
Cause I'd rather be in the band that keeps playing while the ship is sinking
And so my friend, take me by the hand
I know you know what I'm thinking
I won't whisper sweet nothings into your ear
As the end draws near
Instead I'll say
"For now, so long
Now how about what more song?"
How about one more song?
One more song... "