I guess I'll have to shut you down for good this time
Already tried a SIGQUIT, so now it's KILL DASH 9
You gotta learn when it's time for your thread to yield;
It shoulda slept; instead you stepped and now your fate is sealed
I'll take your process off the run queue without even asking
Cause my flow is like reentrant and preemptive multitasking
Your sad rhymes are spinnin' like you're in a deadlock
You're like a synchronous sock that don't know when to block;
So I pull out my keyboard and I pull out my Glock
And I dismount your girl and I mount /proc
And I've got your f**in pid and the bottom line
Is that you best not front or else it's KILL DASH NINE
KILL DASH NINE
No more CPU time
I run KILL DASH NINE
And your process is mine
I run KILL DASH NINE
Cause it's MY time to shine
So don't step outta line or else it's
KILL DASH NINE!
See it ain't about the Benjamins or Pentiums or Athlons
But you rappin' 50 meters while I'm spittin' in decathlons
Your sh**'s old and busted, mine's the new hotness;
You're like CLR and I'm like CLRS
You're running csh and my shell is bash
You're the tertiary storage; I'm the L1 cache
I'm a web crawling spider; you an Internet mosquito;
You thought the 7-layer model referred to a burrito
You're a dialup connection; I'm a gigabit LAN
I last a mythical man-month; you a one-minute man
It's like I'm running Thunderbird and you're still stuck with Pine
Which is why I think it's time for me to KILL DASH NINE
Yeah it's KILL DASH NINE
No more CPU time
Cause it's KILL DASH NINE
And your process is mine
I said KILL DASH NINE
Cause it's my time to shine
So don't step outta line or else it's
KILL DASH NINE!
My posse throws down like leaky bucket regulators;
I was coding sh** in MIPS while you were playing Space Invaders
With my finger on the trigger I run ./configure
Yo, this package is big, but MY package is bigger
I roll my weed with Zig Zag while I zag-zig splay
And I do a bounds check before I write to an array
I'm a loc'd out baller writing KLOCS a day
Cause it's publish or perish, fool, what can I say?
I'm 26 now, will I live to see 28?
Some days I wonder if I'll survive to graduate
But hey, that's just fine, I won't ever resign
And if fools try to step then it's KILL DASH NINE!
Yeah it's KILL DASH NINE
From my command line
It's KILL DASH NINE
Sending chills down your spine
I said KILL DASH NINE
Cause it's my time to shine
So don't step outta line or else it's
KILL DASH NINE!
Fs sa rlidwka
I'll chown your home and take your access away
Comin' straight outta Stanford, ain't nobody tougher
Control-X, Control-C, I'll discard your f**in' buffer
You're outside your scope, son, close them curly brackets
Cause I drop punk-a** b**hes like a modem drops packets
Dump your motherf**ing core, and trace your stack
Cause where your a** is going, there won't be no callback
See my style is divine and my code is sublime
My career's in a climb and yours is in a decline
I'll write a pound-define and a**ign you as mine
So refine those sad rhymes or remove your plus signs
Or it's KILL DASH NINE
No more CPU time
Cause it's KILL DASH NINE
And your process is mine
I said KILL DASH NINE
Cause it's my time to shine
b**h you stepped outta line and now it's
KILL DASH NINE!