Here we are reunion night, cla** of 1985 Guess we've done alright since graduation day I guess we did okay Yeah, they tried to teach us all to be pillars of society Hoping we'd outgrow our redneck ways But I look around and nothing's really changed We've been drinking too much wine We've been having too much fun We've been laughing loud all night And woke up everyone We been swapping lies and swatting flies And showing our country cla** And we both know better It don't get redder than that Bobby's preaching down in San Antone Don't seem like all that long ago Since he mooned us all from the football field Yeah, I remember that Johnny sold that old Trans Am, now he's in a Mini-Van I can't believe how old that makes me feel Hey, but I bet tonight we could get him To make those tires squeal
We've been drinking too much wine We've been having too much fun We've been laughing loud all night And woke up everyone We been swapping lies and swatting flies And showing our country cla** And we both know better It don't get redder than that Angeline, the homecoming queen Flew all the way from France She's looking good in them painted on jeans And, Lord, she sure can dance Hey, T-Roy, this might be your chance She's been drinking too much wine She's been having too much fun We been laughing loud all night And woke up everyone We been swapping lies and making eyes And showing our country a** And we both know better It don't get redder than that We both know better It don't get no redder than that Yee, haw Whoo Hey, T Bathroom