[Monteloco]
(Verse 1)
It's Monday
I wish it was a Sunday
That's my fun day, I-don't-pack-a-gun day
It's cool
We do what we do
Work hard
Gang bang and go to school
True
I'm rude in Recida
I need another shot of Tequila
I see her
Only that I know
What's up, Tom, got the chron' bronze
He said, "Loco, I got you a gift
Two tickets to the Sunset Strip"
Trip
We dipped
In the ranfla
On our way
To check out these capas
Shake that a**, take off them clothes
Break some, dash, you know how it goes
Front row
Adult entertainment
All the way nude
That's my favorite
Shake it, bu*t naked, on the stage
Diamond girl, dancing in her cage
Glancing my way
To the slow dance
Lap dance, last chance for romance
Chorus:
(Simon Sez in background)
[Female] Lap, dance
[Monteloco] All to rub at the (Strip club)
[Female] Lap, dance
[Monteloco] Falling in love at the (Strip club)
[Female] Lap, dance
[Monteloco] Spend a hundred bucks at the (Strip club)
[Female] Lap, dance
[Monteloco] Broke as [{*f***}] at the (Strip club)
(Verse 2)
How can I resists those hips, those lips
Gettin' hugs and rubs with her jugs
Up and down like a rollercoaster
Esa una hermosa, doing what she's supposed to
Closer, closer, then a french kiss
What's this, I'm carressing
Miss
Diamond, perfect timin'
I'm in heaven
Just then
I heard my zipper go {*zipper sound*}
She starts to blow 'round and 'round
Guess I'm a lucky dog like Greyhound {*Monteloco howls*}
Stay down
Right here on the couch
She said
"Put it in my mouth"
Oooh!
She looked like Mariah
With the perfect tan from the playa
You can call me a liar, liar
Pants on fire from the telephone wire
Only I know that evil men do
It depends on you
If you got game, fool
She gave me
A four for one
And in my morn'
Just for fun
Repeat Chorus
[Monteloco]
Yeah...
Give ya a shoutout...
To all them dancers out there...
Keep doing ya thang, girl...
Yeah...
Repeat Chorus Twice