Russ and Jimmy Youre balding and you stutter That hurts my feelings Your teeth look like broken tiles That hurts my feelings Im glad youre out of the family Jimmy and Russ Youre a hairless baby That hurts my feelings You wear a William Shatner wig That hurts my feelings Super slows your IQ Im gonna beat you up Okay, point well taking Russ, Jimmy and Savannah You think youre such a black girl
That hurts my feelings Girl, you know youre hungry That hurts my feelings Russ, Jimmy and Jeff Youre a human version of Mr. Magoo That hurts my feelings You wish you had a gerb patch That hurts my feelings Russ, Jimmy and Bubba Youre a goddamn liar That hurts my feelings Jimmy I cant do it dude BUBBA IS NO LONGER MY ENEMY Bubba That hurts