Feliz Navidad,
Feliz Navidad,
Feliz Navidad,
I'm stinking drunk so let's get high! I'm drunk and I'm high,
I'm drunk and I'm high,
I'm drunk and I'm high,
I am so stoned, I am chinki! I want and got f***ing stone for Christmas,
I'm going to stroke my bone for Christmas,
I'm going to be all alone for Christmas,
'coz she's got another guy! I went to the store, yes
I found me a hore! (Baby, come 'ere)
Here cooter had sores
I said no way, I said bye-bye I bought me some crack,
The guy, he was black! (Yo, what' up)
Pulled a gun from his back
Oh no, I think he's negro cop! I think I'm going to go to jail for Christmas
I got no money for bail for Christmas
I will be giving up my tail for Christmas
Hope my sphincter doesn't pop. I'm stucking my cell (Oh no)
With negros who smell
I started to yell
"Hey, get me out of here you stupid f***ing pigs!" Police beat me up
Stuck baton in my bu*t (Oh, man)
I felt like a s*ut
But hey they let me go so what the f*** I need a doctor, I'm insisting
After a black guy gave me quite a fisting
Thinking abouta get my eyes a misting
And it hurts when I fart! Yes Merry Christmas to all, and to all, that is all.