I saw her standing there
With the light shining brightly in her hair
And her sweater was tight and
I could see she had b**bies up under there
Then I was introdo-o-o-oced
All I could say was Ahu-hu-hu-hu
Then I turned and I run all the way home
And texted Savannah I can bench press 600 pounds
And still Im so shy
I have trouble talking to chickos
But I dont know why
I got her number, I wont lose it
And I got her permission to use it
Then I sweated and sweated and
Picked up the hummer boat phone I did it, I did it
Ahu-hu-hu-hu
I did it, I did it
Ahu-hu-hu-hu
I did it, I did it
I called her up on the phone
I did it, I did it
Ahu-hu-hu-hu
I did it, I did it
Ahu-hu-hu-hu
I did it, I did, it
Ill never again be alone We talked for an hour about hummers
Slow burning trees
I really liked her and
I think that she really liked me
My heart was beginning to float
She said she would ride on my boat
I got so exited I just had to call
My friend, Dirty Jim