La... l, la la la Lo li la, t, tra la la (Shut up grandpa and turn on the TV! Damn) Pa** me the turkey and the gator tail Gobble, gobble, gobble it's hard as hell It and happy thanksgiving from the sunshine state Dallas just fumble that forward pa** Gobble, gobble, gobble he can kiss my a** It and happy thanksgiving and we're stuffing our face It's a happy thanksgiving in the sunshine state Who's that knocking on our front door Daddy's cussed out that lady next door ''cause she parked her cadilac in our damn front yard How you feelin' grandpa Honey, I'm tired Where'd they operate on you this time grandpa? They operated on my a** now pa** the coleslaw Daddy how's your bu*t? Well, honey it's just fine (hiccup) Pa** me the turkey and the gator tail Gobble, gobble, gobble it's hard as hell It and happy thanksgiving from the sunshine state Dallas just fumble that forward pa**
Gobble, gobble, gobble he can kiss my a** It's a happy thanksgiving and we're stuffing our face It and happy thanksgiving from the sunshine state Mama burned the stuffing, man, it stank Daddy went to fill up the propane tank Uncle Randy didn't show up again Probably out with his black girlfriend Last year daddy had us in her home Then she ran off with our damn neck bone Daddy how's your bu*t Well, honey it's almost done, damn So, pa** the Jack Daniels and a gla** of ice Daddy's gonna get tore back tonight It's another thanksgiving from the sunshine state Pa** the inter section that referee s**s Gobble, gobble, gobble he can kiss my bu*t It's another thanksgiving and we're stuffing our face It's a happy thanksgiving in the sunshine state (Shutup! Turn up the damn game! Sit down!) Happy thanksgiving from the sunshine state