Lost my job but I still find money To buy my beer She comes in everyday from work and All I here, yeah Is this and that about How I'm fat With no job and we ain't rich That's why I like drinking with my dog 'coz my dog don't b**h Coz drinking with a canine Is like drinking with your best friend You drink half of your beer Pour half in his bowl Then we'll do it all over again Well he might mess on the carpet Hell, I'll take that twice With a big mouth woman all up in my face Tryin' to tell me how to live my life On the coutch is where this man is gonna stay To see my dog with a 24 pack That I drink all day, yeah Dicuss the finer points of honky-tonk joints and why we ain't gettin' hitched That why I like drinking with my dog Coz my dog don't b**h Coz drinking with a canine Is like drinking with your best friend You drink half of your beer
Pour half in his bowl Then we'll do it all over again Well he might mess on the carpet Hell, I'll take that twice With a big mouth woman all up in my face Tryin' to tell me how to live my life (Instrumental) My old lady says it's time for me to choose Between my dog and her, you know Someone's got to lose, yeah She wants a lovin' husband She's got that wedding itch But I love that dog and I never did love that b**h So now I'm drinkin' with a canine He's my only friend Got a bottle of Jack I just pack him on the back And we'll do it all over again Well he might mess on the carpet Hell, I'll take that twice With a big mouth woman all up in my face Tryin' to tell me how to live my life Yeah, he might mess on the carpet And hell, I might mess to... But I'll be damned if i'm gonna let a woman tell me And my dog just what to do