The culture says that you're not important
I believe the culture is wrong
Even though since we split up
You haven't done much of anything
You've paired up, pa**ed time
But mostly stayed completely schtum
Well we all pair up, we all pa** time
But it's who you are, not what you've done
And Google says that you're not important
But I believe Google is wrong
I'll still hang you on my wall
I'll still put you in my song
For me you're still an idol
Even if you do nothing at all
For me you're famous for nothing at all
You changed my life then you disappeared
Do you live underground, do you wear a beard?
Remember how you wore that cute moustache
At the art school graduation bash
I'm blocked from your social network
That must be where it all goes down
That must be where you express your feelings
The thoughts that you have from time to time
I will be the messenger
Tell the world with enthusiasm
How great you were
Your ripples and your nipples
Are deep in my DNA
It falls to me to tell these people
You're great -- what's your name again?