Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and I'm here to tell you story tonight
It's a story right inside my heart and I'm just gonna have to testify!
She was a teenage virgin waitress
From Fort Smith, Arkansas
She's a queen of the cowabunga
Loves Razorback football
She like to bite me, give me the rabies
When I'm away from her I feel crazy
She's my rabies baby
Drives me crazy
She's my rabies baby
She got the round mounds
Of pure pleasure pounds
Come from way down south
Sometimes she's foamin' at the mouth
I said, "Oh honey, what can this be?"
She combed her beard and said, "Lycanthropy"
She's my rabies baby
Drives me crazy
She's my rabies baby
Rabies baby
My rabies baby
Oh, my rabies baby
She's my rabies baby