Hit me, Funky Dick!
Put a s** mo-sheen
In the white, White House
Put a s** mo-sheen
In the white, White House
Push the love bu*ton
Not the nuclear bu*ton
Push the love bu*ton
Not the nuclear bu*ton
Dan Quayle can't get no tail
Bushie Bushie Bushie can't get no p**y
You got to vote, vote, vote
For the love goat
You got to vote, vote, vote
For the love goat
How 'bout it now
Let's go to the bridge
Here it is
I feel it
Put a s** mo-sheen
In the white, White House
Put a s** mo-sheen
In the white, white, white, White House
Not only do we need a s** machine in the White House
But I got the one, the only, true master of the pan flute
Are you ready to quit, Funky Dick?
Yo, Zamfir
Get your bu*t over here
I said, yo, Zamfir
Get your bu*t over here
Dan Quayle can't get no tail
Bushie Bushie Bushie can't get no p**y
Highest office in the land
Got me a horny war man
Mojo for president
Mojo for president
I said, Mojo for president
Yeah, Mojo for president
We want Funky Dick
We want Funky Dick
We want Funky Dick
We want Funky Dick
Put a s** mo-sheen
In the white, White House