(Gimme the note, brothers)
In the beginning, God created the poontang
And God created the tango
But only I, Mojo Nixon, can bring these two things together and create
The Poontango
I'm a very s**y man (he's a very s**y man)
I know that I am (he knows that he am)
I do it every night (he does it every night)
I always do it right (he always does it right)
I said oh-OH-oh-oh-oh
Do the Poontango
It's a very easy dance (it's a very easy dance)
You don't need any pants (need any pants)
You can do it low and slow (do it low and slow)
Move my hairy bu*tocks to and fro (move your bu*tocks to and fro)
I said oh-OH-oh-oh-oh
Do the Poontango
Poontango is my life
Poontango with my wife
I want to do it now (he wants to do it now)
I want to show you how (he wants to show you how)
When we get behind the couch
Go bow-wow-wow
I said oh-OH-oh-oh-oh
Do the Poontango
I said oh-OH-oh-oh-oh
Do the Poontango
(One more time)
I said oh-OH-oh-oh-oh
Do, do, do
Do the Poon, do the Poon
Do the Poon, do the Poon
Do the Poontango