1, 2, 3
I'm drunk, but standing up
Hey 'keep, fill up my cup
To the brim with Black Label
I'll drink the world under the table
Gimme whisky, gimme wine
Gonna blow up my mind
I'm off of work, it's Friday night
I'm gonna f**, I'm gonna fight
I'm the drunkest thing
From here to P----
Gonna drink 'til dawn
When the cartoons come back on
My lips are blue, my piss turned red
I got a fog in my head
Don't wanna stop this psycho swillin'
Hell, I ain't got my fill in
I'm the drunkest thing
From here to P----
Gonna drink 'til dawn
When the cartoons come back on
(Hey, Skipper, get me a beer, man)
Gods help me, help me now
Somebody get the cow
Rollin' over in my grave
I wanna be depraved
I'm the drunkest thing
From here to P----
Gonna drink 'til dawn
When the cartoons come back on
I'm the drunkest thing
From here to P----
Gonna drink 'til dawn
When the cartoons come back on
When the cartoons...
When Bullwinkle and Rocky and Foghorn Leghorn
Come back on