Yeah, man, I know y'all be checking out ol' MTV there, and you see Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper on MTV? No! So I said, "Man, I gotta do something about this." So I called 'em up, man, I called up MTV in New York and I said: "Uh, yo, this is Mojo Nixon, can I speak to Martha Quinn?" They said, "Martha Quinn? Yeah, here she is!" "H-he-hello Mojo, th-this is Martha Quinn, what can I do for you?" I said "Martha, Martha baby, how am I gonna get on MTV?" She said, "Mojo, you're too nasty, you're always talking about masturbation, and fornication--you're never gonna get on MTV that way, Mojo!" I said "oh, Martha." I said "Martha Quinn! I wanna be doing some sin with you Martha Quinn. I wanna be gettin' in Martha Quinn."
I said, "I wanna be stuffin' Martha's muffin!" In 1986, ok All across the USA In 1986, oh no I gotta rock, I gotta roll Hit me! Hot Tub! Alright brothers and sisters, friends of the revolution, what we're gonna do right here is a little singing, a little call-and-response, a little singalong, a little I-say-it-then-you-say-it, a little repeat-after-me, here we go: MTV Get away from me I don't want to see No MTV I said Music Television Should be covered in jism I said Music Television Should be covered in jism Oh Martha baby I wanna be stuffin' Martha's muffin