I married a bigfoot
I gave birth to my mother
Donor wants his kidney back
Golf cart on a rampage
Couple of fleas talking beer
Sleazy pushers are swapping shrunken heads for c**aine
Make others do your bidding
Mom k**s lover stuffs his head in the fridge
I got a hotline to the dead
Come on, lose weight now
All you got to do is ask me how
It's the A-mazing bigfoot diet (x3)
Three die in manure pit
k**er granny freed
Pregnant mom to be executed
Hunters watch UFO battle
Sheriff bitten in raid on snake handlers
Play guitar in 7 days
Dad forgives dog that ate his son
It's hubby's law, he will execute cheating wife
Non-stop weight loss
Don't start looking like a hoss
It's the A-mazing bigfoot diet (x3)
Mom gives self caesarean
Girl k**s brother over TV channel
Nude sunbathers beat to a pulp
Hunter bites crocodile's eyes out
Wife feeds evil hubby to the sharks
Princess convicted of beating her maids
Mom nagged our dad to d**h
I married a bigfoot
I married a bigfoot
At the Dingleberry Chapel
Aw, let's all say it now
B-I-G-F-O-O-T
Come on, lose weight now
All you got to do is ask me how
It's the A-mazing bigfoot diet (x4)
Bigfoots here, bigfoots there
Goddang bigfoots everywhere
Do the, do the bigfoot, doo do
Do the bigfoot burger
Yeah yeah yeah
Alright, here we go, Skid!