The Syndicate of Sound is playing At the Free Frank Frenzy Me and Mitchell Drinking ourselves into gin oblivion Hold onto this, hold onto that (?) Man I don't just wear a hat (?) Cause it's positively Bodies parking lot I'm going back there, I can't stop Got a bottle of beer out of the back out my car One of each of these girls (?) going in the back door Yeah we're outside the world famous (???) bar Crazed couples are pumping away behind the Dipsty (?) dumpster of love Lorna Doone queen of the ladies room got herself a new bridegroom He's behind the rubble (?) there in the bathroom With a thousand tiny pleasure spikes His buddy's puking in the sink for the third time that night Go for a k**ing, bullethead, taking pictures with the infrared Chorus The regulars are glued to their barstools And Jose Sinatra, he's starting to drool But his feet are getting mighty small, and I'm standing there in the Hall Tomcats singing wild and true, blasting out them super blues It's a Friday night in the summertime, I'm going out of my mind Harvey's teeth are scaring me, go down to the ditch to take a pee Crickets are singing a Beat Farmers song I can smell Alberto's mighty
Strong Jack bent his wife just back over the fire hydrant The water's shooting high in the sky And the Silver Eagle motorcycles are drowning there, don't you know Chorus Harmonica solo Country Dick and the Snugglebunnies got me in an airplane spin I'm thinking about gin, sin, and these three ex-girlfriends They done showed up to squoosh my head, but I was saved by this guy they Call Well they call him Mojo's dad cause he's a screaming lunatic Librarian from El Cahone (?) checking out my love bone Redhead says that she wants me to dance Rock Jet's (?) got everybody in a trance Peak expectations calls it intoxications I can smell the mating dance of them fornication Be young, be foolish Be happy, blasting out of the jukebox Two a.m., lights are on, nobody can stop, nobody's going home Can't leave, can't go anywhere, cause you know you're already there Cause it's positively Bodies parking lot Positively Bodies parking lot Positively Bodies parking lot It's positively Bodies parking lot Yes it's positively Bodies parking lot