Tonight's your lucky night, gotta get it right. Rollin' up a bone and think you heard she's really tight. Lookin' through the trash pile will find your favorite shirt. Somethin' really smooth and cool that doesn't smell like dirt. Convince yourself you're lookin' fine hopin' you can score this time. Savin' up your money for this real expensive wine. She promised you could take her home you know you're gettin' laid. Friday night is out of sight feel like you're gettin' paid. She's tried and true, except for you. You get to cruise the overused. She's been around, all over town. But everybody's f**ed her. Thinkin' about the booty you ain't had in fifteen years. Better late than never so alleviate your fears. You're gonna see the light, you've got nothin' to lose. Always been a beggar so you got no right to choose. Gettin' kinda nervous cause you know you're not well hung. You'll show her who's the boss, man at least you have a tongue.
Splashin' High Karate, baby powder in your pants. Makin' due with what you've got, this is your circumstance. You'll join the ranks, you smokin' skank. Your stinky fingers are gonna linger. Against the wall, she'll s** your balls. But everybody's f**ed her. Jimmy was her first but wouldn't be the last. Says she came in colors blowin' c**aine up her a**. Johnny took her to his house to have a couple drinks. Had her doggy-style on his mother's kitchen sink. Bobby said she s**ed him off behind the Dairy Queen. Told me one was not enough she likes a double-team. You're just another s**er and you're ready for some fun. You haven't got the tools but you think you're still the one. She's tried and true, except for you. You get to cruise the overused. She's been around, all over town. But everybody's f**ed her.