You couldn't make it in the corps 'cuz it was too f**in' hard
You shriveled up your dick and joined the national guard
You're in the f**in' airports - you're in my f**in' dreams
I'm so goddamned mad I'm bursting at the seams
America's my home you gotta reckon with me
Got you my crosshairs - a murder scene
Don't f** with my militia you can eat my sh**
This is my battle hymn it's a number one hit
Now you're a hero - great american zero
Two bit bobby deniro - great american zero
Big bad piggy boy doin' his job
Red white and blue jack a patriot slob
Your wife is so proud but who are you now?
Fire fightin' crossing guard or sacred cow
Uncle sam says "he wants you"
You're all full of sh** so you got nothin' to prove
Call me what you want, jack, I don't give a f**
Bout the p**y a** flag on your pickup truck
Now you're a hero - great american zero
Two bit bobby deniro - great american zero
Lookin' in the future now the answer is clear
b**h slappin' soldiers like we do over here
Put a bullet thru my television one thru my head
The alpha the omega I'd be better off dead
Now you're a hero - great american zero
Two bit bobby deniro - great american zero