You know I'm the man when I boil a hit I'm way too old but I don't give a sh** I'm a moistboy cheap toy that ain't no f**in' lie I'm smokin' like a king and I'm waitin' to die Let me drive your nova let me break in your tires Keep your eye out for a pig cause my license expired Gotta drive in the snow with rubber and fire Moistboyz don't care they never retire I'm lazy and cool f** all the rule I'm drunk and I'm stupid And I dropped out of school I'm payin' no dues
And takin' no sh** I'm rollin' and I'm cra** And I know when to spit The king of the pawn when I'm turfin' your lawn Out on the porch when I run over your dog I know the law and I know what you saw But I'm laughin' like a punk and watch you pay for it all There's crack in my chrome when it's time to go home Wind down in time baby get you alone yeah Fly-girl nudeswirl princess disgrace yeah Dickie's gotta plan to put you in your place