Well I know what you're thinkin'
happens all the time
being drunk is cool
sliding in the pool
well i don't see a real big problem
cuz i'm no more this way
just because you s** 1 dick
it don't mean that you're gay
snowflake candy breached me
and it ain't no big deal
well i still have a girlfriend
and she's cool with how i feel
i just lost control
but it never happened again
so don't get all disgusted
cuz i know where i've been
well johnny started laughin'
and dave's gonna tell my dad
and i know what they're thinkin'
and i know that it's all bad
snowflake candy breached me
and it ain't no big deal
cuz i still have a girlfriend
and she's cool with how i feel
aw dude
it ain't rude
it ain't rude
i'm feelin' you
i just thought i'd tell ya
something small to share
and i'm glad that you're not freaking
and it's cool that you don't care
cuz i almost feel imbued
getting blown by a dude
but i'm never goin' back
cuz i just ain't got the knack
snowflake candy breached me
and it ain't no big deal
cuz i still have a girlfriend
and she's cool with how i feel