Y'all madd mothers can take a step aside
Michelob dreams are bein' served on the side
A man runs smoother when he's nice and high
The wheel without the bottle will leave you sick and dry
One point zero
f** no
Gotta go
Gotta get home even when I'm stoned
My designated driver ain't got a workin' phone
Why'd you put the bar so far from my home?
You take a lotta chances when you're drinkin' alone
One point zero
f** no
Gotta go
Bars and cars are like a man and his wife
I never turn the key with thought of takin' a life
So I'm rollin' like a demon with foam on my lips
Got an extra six pack for a two dollar tip
One point zero
f** no
Gotta go
When you're sittin' on sunday watchin' tv
You're sure as hell to see a picture of me
Smilin' at the chevy with the 4 wheel drive
And a michelob man crusin' high and alive
One point zero
f** no
Gotta go