Well, baby I'm the kind of man that you can trust
I would never leave you alone
I keep lovin' you more and more as the day keeps rolling along
(New funky chicken, new funky chicken, news were gone, news were gone)
Come on, baby, won't you understand I would never leave you blue
Darling, that's something I'll never do - that's something I'll never do
Well, now it's cold on the outside, so why don't you come right in?
The new funky chicken and the funky pie
Well they'll do it all over with you
And when your head begins to reelin' you turn around
And you get so stoned and you're all alone and fall down on the ground
That's all right