I will teach my children to lie They will know it's wrong to be right It's the only way They'll ever get paid I will teach them to lie I will keep my sh** office job Sidelined dreams have run from the law You should always try Not to aim too high I will keep the sh** job Some folks tell me I'm a fool But I just work here I don't make the rules I'll admit I once had hope But I was smoking lots of dope And it's all part of getting older
I have read there was once a time When we all didn't just toe the line But you can't believe Everything you read I will toe that line I will teach my children to lie They will know it's wrong to be right It's the only way They'll ever get paid I will teach them to lie My friends tell me I'm a fool But I just work here I don't make the rules I will say that I'm alarmed But it's too easy to do harm And there's already too much damage done