You can call me in the dead of night
Or in the middle of a working day
Just write me a text
And I'll be on the M5 in the fast lane
Such a pleasure to see you smile
Yes I like you in that way
Just ask and we can dance
The whole night away oh
I wanna be
Your knight
In rusty armour
I wanna be
Your knight
In rusty armour
You run a bubble bath
Cause you think that we've got cla**
But I drive a scratched up van
And you relax in your tracksuit pants
You can talk to me about
Anything you wish
And I will scrub clean
Every single dish oh
I wanna be
Your knight
In rusty armour
I wanna be
Your knight
In rusty armour
I wanna be
Your knight
In rusty armour
I wanna be
Your knight
In rusty armour
You can call me in the dead of night
Or in the middle of a working day
Just write me a text
And I'll be on the M5 in the fast lane
Such a pleasure to see you smile
Yes I like you in that way
Just ask and we can dance
The whole night away oh
I wanna be
Your knight
In rusty armour
I wanna be
Your knight
In rusty armour
I wanna be
Your knight
In rusty armour
I wanna be
Your knight
In rusty armour
You can call me in the dead of night