Television lyrics
[Verse]
I'm gonna kick back and watch some dope shows cause I'm all that
Or maybe go over seas
Chill with bubbie and flapjack
Sipping on some chowder while I'm scheming with ed edd and eddy
Or maybe talking to spike
While he chasing tom and jerry
It's really getting scary
Like What we gonna do scoob
I don't no
Ruh roh
I think we need a blues clue
Better yet
I think we need a fairy or two
Call up Wanda cosmo the dog and poof
No f that
Better yet
Call my n***a natsu
Cause you know he spitting fire when he
Bust through the room
Got that dragon slayer magic
Yeah I'm talking fairy tail
If you didn't know it's anime
Then
Pshht
Oh well
Cause truthfully
I'm about to slice you with my zambacto
Paint my hair orange
Make it spiky
Like I'm ichigo
Get my spirit energy up
n***a that's how it goes
Then hit you with my spirit gun
Watch it
Yu Yu Hakasho
Or I hit you with that card strategy
Like it's yugioh
You got a couple life points left
So it's time to go
Like SAO
Time to disappear
You ain't coming back
And even if you did
You won't be recognized
Like naruto
When growing up
Cause your the 9 tails jinchuriki
And nobody wants to mess
With a motherf**ing beast
So how about yo dumb a** join the akaski
Then n***a
Your gonna die like my homie itachi
Or you'll blow up like your krillin
Or die just like vegeta
Man f the dragon balls
I am f**ing lord freiza
I am a cold blooded k**er
Nothing but a monster
You really wanna test me
Then try and get slaughtered
You'll die over and over
Just like your name was Kenny
There's a 1000 ways to die
And you on number 420
Now take this pill
Swallow it down
And die slowly
We wanna see the results
So please do it johnny
Cause I've been working all day
Yeah I'm in my laboratory
I've been sweating over these chemicals
Hiding it from deedee
Then accidentally
I hit the chemical x
Like professor
Then I made 3 little girls
With some unusual powers
Like Danny phantom
It happened just out of random
My hair looking like it's platinum
I'm scared and I'm throwing tantrums
Like rugrats
I'm crawling all over the floor
Inside my imagination
Wishing up a new friend
Who's foster home's my vacation
Need someone who's really funny
Swing from vines like a monkey
He can be my gym partner
Act stupid just like he's billy
Or serious like he's Mandy
Or reaping people like grim
Invading people like zim
Adventure time with just Finn
No jake
Only courage
Or maybe even gir
Yeah I know that he's a robot
And he doesn't have fur
But he's funny as all get out
I know that you'll agree
And he got you with the tacos
If you need them real cheap
Or maybe with the waffles
He makes them himself
He's just like chef Ramsay
His kitchens from hell
Screaming and yelling
This kitchens a nightmare
But it got floors
So it's more like hotels
And it's filled with the waffles
Just like it's hoarders
That's strange addictions
Beyond interventions
You need Dr. Phil
Professional sk**s
And not to mention
You need your prescription
So you never lose it
Yeah you never go insane
You're the opposite of jimmy neutron
When the d** ain't in your veins
Like peter on a sunny day
Fighting with the chicken
While driving and k**ing
Then end up flying
Because they took a plane
Or a train
Or a boat
Or how about a spaceship
That is futurama
Cause that's so futuristic
You can kiss my shiny metal a**
When I say this
Go get me some beer
Cause you know I'm an alcoholic
Then show me where the j**els are
So that I can steal it
The cops put me behind bars
I'm just gonna bend it
Then book it
I'm 40 percent slick
Never catch this
Like the greased up deaf guy
You ain't never gonna catch this
I'm so slick with words
And I keep it hot
Like it's summer
Phineas and ferb
And you know I keep on scheming
Like I'm kenan and kel
But I'm all grown up
So it's more like key and peele
Or better yet
It's like Kevin hart
Cause I say it with my chest
When growing up
People were telling me
I won't be the best
Well f the best
I'm all the rest
Yeah I'm that type of n***a
Just because you got some triggers
Man you think you got power
I got the power
The rocket power
To go for half an hour
You think you sweet like Megan
When actually
You are sour
Yeah you sour to the core
When you mess with drake and josh
But I'm messing with everybody
Like my name is Daniel tosh
I don't care how far I go
And I don't care who you are
I'm a well rounded person
Know everything
Avatar
From fire to water to earth to wind and
Even lighting
Man I'm going farther than that
I'm talking blood bending
That is bone chilling
Soul breaking
Blood manipulating
It's so freighting
But so inviting
And so enticing
I am so delighted
And so excited
I can not wait to try it
So here we go
I'm gonna try it
And hope to not lose it
Hope to not lose everything I ever fought for
Hope that everybody is still with me
Even after war
Hope that everybody still got my back
And just never slacks
And never be like Rodger
And switching up on me
Pa** the door
I never want that if I don't give that
So don't do that
Don't be like that
Don't turn your back
On me
We gotta be like mordecai and rigby
Because this show ain't regular
So please don't leave
Don't leave me on dry land
As you go under the sea
Living in a pineapple
With a cat sounding snail named Gary
Working at the krusty krab
Flipping krabby patties
As I'm sinking in my sorrow
And to the bottom like sandy
And never living victorious
Only living decla**ified
I'll never make it
I need Ned's school survival guide
To make it out alive
And win the prize like survivor
And make sure I make it far
Like the X factor
Or American idol
Either way
I want the title
People to scream my name
On the verge of my arrival
So getting this tickets vital
And make sure I'm in the finals
And pa**ing this last performance
And beating my final rival
That's my goal
That's my plan
So I keep going
It's my vision
It's the picture in my mind
It's so clear and it's so vivid
So I'm shooting for the stars
With nothing but precision
So you better watch out for me
Like it's television