"Dear Jane"
(J.A. Cross, A. Crowe)
© 2013 Effswell
[Instrumental]
[Spoken: Effswell]
Ohhh!
...And I'll go
Yes, I'll go
And I'll go
YES! I'll go!
[Verse 1: Effswell]
Dear Jane
I wrote you but you still ain't calling
I heard you had your luggage packed and tickets to Nirvana
That's when I figured we could go in tandem
That's random
Enlightenment occurs on a single-person basis, right?
At least that's what they told me
What do I know?
Bonafide homie from Ohio
Disciple
Of the same force that stifles
An enemy from pulling out a rifle
And thumping it something like Southern Baptists with a bible
That is if such a thing did exist
You're finer than rouge wine
From the vine to the lips
Bliss
Oh, Baby its code
I'll be in Nirvana in whatever the time it takes me to grow!
I exercise a tendency to ramble when I'm talkin'
But you've got the kind of egg that I could REALLY lose my nog in!
This letter's jogging
Hella memories of you
We've never met but
P.S. uh, we should be together too!
Ooh... k** 'em!
[Sung: Effswell]
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I
Even got of bed
It's f**ing with my head
Morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't get no sleep
That's f**ing with me
Yeah-eeee!
[Verse 2: Effswell]
I'm talking 'bout my Miss Mayweather
She's cool as grey leather
She don't even gotta give me the word, just a letter
And if I steer the ship, I'll be her Joseph Cinque
This is MGMT meets MDMA
So I'm like "Ooh, Girl"
Electric eels never feel quite real but they kneel
At the sight of you, Girl
Shocking...
Eels don't even have knees!
[END PART 1]
[BEGIN PART 2]
[Spoken: Effswell]
On a realer note...
If I was running for office today, would I have your vote? (Please say "yes"!)
If I was more buoyant could I keep you afloat? (...I mean)
If I make an idiot of myself, would you get the joke?
No regrets...
[Verse 1: Effswell]
So yeah, I like you
And love it that your favorite color's my skin tone
And favorite scent is Light Blue
What's a sunrise do?
Doesn't matter, 'cause my eyes fill with life from the light you provide
You shine like the Diamond of Hyrule
And if I'm lucky, we can Link up
Do anything you think of
In the blink of
An eyelid, I dream
Cake, Ice cream and YOU mothering my kid
Smothering my ribs with hugs so tight
Best Friend, healthy debates with no fights
Same team, trade it for what? There's no price
Love comes heavy at night without lights
Uppercase D-light
Like the screensaver, I Pipes
Alright, Alright, Alriiiiiiight!
And you gon' learn today
But now I Thank Ya for throwing me an anchor
Like Burgundy
I'm sayin...
[Sung: Effswell]
I don't mind that she don't wanna be a bride
She don't mind that I'm a family kind of guy
I'm just glad that she descended from the sky
Slice of apple, she's the heaven of my eye
...wait!
I don't mind that she don't wanna be a bride
She don't mind that I'm a family kind of guy
I'm just glad that she descended from the sky
Slice of apple, she's the heaven of my eye
FLY!
[Spoken: Effswell]
It was the Springtime
It was Atlanta
You were too legit
And Baby, I can wield a hammer!
Shorty jumped ball like a tip-off
Got my moneys' worth
Only her clothing was a ripoff
Only thing I couldn't get off?
Her mind
'Cause in her mind she's getting off to me
Every time!
Down to her Little Five Points, she was fine!
Sublime!