[INTRO]
Mist: Experiment 208,injecting some rap sk**s into this old fella right here
Bum: (Screaming), BUM POWER
Mist: Oh Oh
[Hook]:
Walking down the streets guess what I found?
A bum walking around, he had grillz in his mouth
He wanted to have beef, so we went for a round
When he said out loud '' I'll diss ya on the chorus now''
Mist, you're so dumb,dumb,dumb,dumb,dumb,dumb,dumb,dumb,dumb,dumb,dumb
That's when I said '' your'e nothing but a bum,bum,bum,bum,bum,bum,bum''
[Verse 1]
Bum:
Am so cooky, what up Mist? You think you're some Snoopy?
To this rap sh** you're just a rookie,baby wants a cookie?
I heard ya mama calls ya Moody! wow haha
Mist:
What's up 90 years old bully, I can see dust comin' outta ya mouth
What? you suddenly repping f**in dirty south?
Bum:
Uh-Uh, watch ya filthy mouth
Already bleedin' solider? you were never a fighter
Sleepin' disorders, you pull like a 1000 nighters
Mist:
What a weak a** rhymer
Man, stick to your trash cans, your cig and lighter
Anyways what's the point of this conversation?
Bum:
Always growin' unpatient? you always know the truth
But you can't find it any proof,goof
You think things are goin smooth cause you're always aloof
Mist:
Yeah, the truth, like when was the last time you slept under a roof?
Man, speak garbage, but your're just getting saline
So stick to your c**aine
Bum:
Oh, your'e just being snobbish again?! Keep throwing the blame
Mist:
Oh yeah? humiliate me, come at me!
Bum: Oh the agony, don't hate me, but your face is full of acne
Mist: Is that the best you can do actually?
[Hook]
[Verse 2]:
Bum:
Hey Mist, I know a lot about you
Mist:
I wasn't born yesterday fool
Bum:
You watch p**n everyday from Brazzers to Redtube
Mist:
So what, I know I'd grab ma nuts and dream about gettin foreplay from Beyonce one day
Bum:
Pervert, she's Jay-z's finacee
Mist:
Whatever you say, am a s** freak
Bum:
Yeah, you also a weak geek, with Astigmatism and gla**es
Mist:
If that's cause I used to score A's, that's gay, kiss ma a** cheeks, screw your criticism to ashes
You Bum can't read cause you were skippin' cla**es
So take a sip of that beer and proceed to see your life in flashes
Bum:
Okay, but you have suffered by the week, remember grade 10?
You were stubborn you never bothered to speak, sunny till now you never had a girlfriend
Mist:
Yeah,so funny 10 cents, you wanna know why? I just think am a bit of a shy guy, an introvert
Bum:
Yeah, a weirdo, a nerd, too shy to even give it a try, shy cause buddy you're chubby
You're like bubblin with your double chin munchin
And a paunch too large that won't fit my garage
Mist:
Oh so Mr.retard got a garage huh?
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
Mist:
Ay, I don't think anyone even knows you, why don't you just stop talkin'?
Bum:
Oh yeah,look at your phone, when was the last time anyone called you?, look who's talkin'?
Mist:
So talkin' never bores you! well you bored me
Bum:
Yo Mist, why all your friends say you're lonely?
Mist:
Friends? whoever said that just pretend to know me
Bum:
Now who's phony? you lying homie!
Mist:
Hey Mr. Can't-get-half-a-bo*er-when-horny, whatcha want from me?
And I ain't ya homie, so just cut to the story
Or stay outta ma way
Bum:
That's the story after you draft it over,it's always your way or the highway!
Mist:
I'll cut the wrinkled skin in your face, then crush your bones underneath!
Bum:
Know what son, I give up, but my dogs want some of that beef!
Mist:
Yeah,whatever
Bum: fu*k YOU!
[Outro]
Mist: (barking), DOGS WHAT DOGS? OHHH sh*t!