At 10 a.m. I kick if off
With a tuna shake and a Molotov
I pop 8 pills of Imodium
Turn on a marathon on Nickelodeon
Wax my tag, bleach my pits
Give myself epileptic fits
Custom Crocs caress my feet
Pre-game checklist now complete
Tweet some tweets, blog some blogs
All while mobbing on my hog
Hit the store for party essentials
Scented candles and dams (dentals)
Fashionably late? Ha! I'm never tardy!
Cause guess what b*tches:
This is how I party
Sleep is for pussies so I keep going
I give a lap dance to Lee from Lee's Towing
Then it's time for indoor soccer
With the lights off in a storage locker
Next safe s** -- no STDs! --
Got to keep it lock down (Banker, please!)
Sit in a 'cuzzi til we get pruny
Rehearse lines from films with George Clooney
Schmear my head with macaroni and cheese
Then I get it licked off by my Maltese
I fill my fish tank with pure Bacardi
Cause guess what fishes
This is how I party
This is how I party
Yo, this is how I party
This is how I party
Yo, this is how I party
Oh yeah!
Yo, put your party hat on, Mothah!
Milkman, Flula
We're gonna do it right now
Take some notes, people!
Party!