Call the number on the restroom surface,
For a little bit of s**ual fiasco,
Pull your pants up now it's time to go,
Fill your pipe with your final crack-c**aine Been on this road for a long time,
Pit stop at the local liquour store,
Drink myself to d**h cos I don't care,
Fill your pipe with your final crack-c**aine What a day, what a day
What a strange strange day
What a day, what a day
What a strange strange day
Ain't no room that I won't pay for,
Fill your pipe with your final crack-c**aine