[Verse 1: Matty Kappz]
My name is Matty Kappz and I am the worst
These b**hes call me A cuz I always come first
If I forgot to mention
Yo my flow so bad I always got detention
Yeah this b**h was pretty tight
She started off black and ended up white
I gave this one b**h the shivers
Put my dick in her, made her wet as a river
I had this b**h on her knees
Made her shake so much she had Parkinson's disease
She gave birth to eight kids
And all of them had STDs
b**h, you think I'm gay?
I f**ed this one b**h and she gave birth the next day
This b**h used to love it when I go under
Came in her eye now she looks like Stevie Wonder
[Verse 2: Gino B]
Matty Kappz, f** is dub Africa?
It's okay cuz I'm about to baffle ya
Let me just say that I'm still the man
And all these girls blow me like a fan
I can pick up and chick I meet
Keep throwing surprises at you like Lebron and the Heat
Keep it fresh from June till may
Footlongs in my trunk that bump, call it the sub way
Damn right, I'm gonna bost and brag
Cuz my flow is dirtier than a b**h on the rag
My flow is just f**in' sick
I'm bout to murder the beat, call me a convict
I don't know if my words can get any meaner
Too dirty to wash, take it to the dry cleaner
Always down to fight so don't f** with my crew
These f*gs get scared I make them jumpier than a kangaroo
[Verse 3: Matty Kappz]
b**h I look good, why you hating?
I GTL so much its a situation
I moved from the shore near the see
Snooki baby daddy and Gionni, it's me
b**h grab a pan, and touch my peter
I never celebrated christmas or easter
It's channukka for me, shabat shalom b**hes
I'm not allowed to work, give me some dome b**hes
I'll hit them gymnastics girls, I ain't a purve though
Your b**h so wet, gonna have to call serve pro
Keeping it fresh, keeping it cla**y
The shed crue is trending, you should hash-tag me
Number signs and dollar signs
I spit baller lines, your girl holler okay
You can give me, d and Gino B brain
You getting home by way of the shed crue train
[Verse 4: Gino B]
Highly outrageous, f**ing contageous
Going hard on saturday night like rochester was vegas
Shed crue, back strong with the raps
Sorry for the time lapse, but bout to hit this track
With the ankle lock, till it taps
Call me kurt angle, i get your b**h and
f** her from any angle
Slap her with my dick, leave stripes, bengals
Spitting hot like from a german luger
Go to taylor's to pick up some cougars
Drunk as sh**, couldn't help but catch stares
Smoke so much trees, pissed off the polar bears
Fall is here, time for some cyder and so-co
Make you watch as i carve out your b**hes pumpkin, no h*mo
Pick up your b**h, yes I can
Log on to facebook and see her pictures on instagram
Flow crazy, like batman i'm joker insane
Gave a girl my dick and she called it bane
[Verse 5: D]
Real recognize real, you looking unfamiliar
I'm from the ROC so you know my heart's a little chillier
It's mike d and the shed crue
All i'm trying to do is get inside of you
In the club, looking for some b**hes that are suitable
Bout to take them home and f** them in my cubicle
Don't play with me I'm no dumber and dumber
All I do is pipe pipe just like a plumber
Sexy and I know it, party rock
Showing up on the scene with a bottle of ciroc
The b**hes you hook up with belong at the zoo
I'd rather go to the 'cuse and get blown by Maggie Moo
With matty kappz and gino b facts is facts
My dick is the bees knees, call it Bertz beez wax