[Chorus] Mumzy told me to find a good girl And don't get caught in a mix-up Know how it goes for a G on the road Don't get caught, if you do, then fix up Man are far from a doughnut Man have been here since Bebo, MySpace MSN, Voda and Motorola So many crazy girls in my phone-a Mumzy told me to find a good girl And don't get caught in a mix-up Know how it goes for a G on the road Don't get caught, if you do, then fix up Man are far from a doughnut Man have been here since Bebo, MySpace MSN, Voda and Motorola So many crazy girls in my phone [Verse] I know a girl called Sarah Gets pissed off when I air her Not my fault that you live in West Next time, holla at me when you're nearer Oh yeah, there's Maxine Met her in the back of a cabbie Got a boyfriend that wants to attack me Always high so I call her Sela**ie Can't forget Rachel From back in the day in Cable Got four kids with a horse and a stable When I come around, there's food on the table Did I mention Gemma? Does makeup for a tenner Always pulling my hands and feet Wanna cover me in henna What about Missy? Always wanna get kissy Says she loves me, says she miss me Not too sure, always tipsy Let's talk about Shirley Got a nice place in Purley Don't really trust her behind the wheel Cause she still plays Destruction Derby
Simone Always belling my phone Talking yardie, sipping BACARDÍ Wah di bloodclart? Just leave me alone Thirsty Kirsty Almost pushing thirty Got pissed off, saw me in Nando's Eating chicken and chips with Kirby So I made one phone call to Uncle Couldn't get through so I hollered at Merky Told him come through, bill an Uber Better make it quick cause I gotta move certi, skrrr Now I k** 'em with groovy Know that one, that's anyone's groupie Got her saved in my phonebook as Bluesy Ruth and Rose, know how it goes Dem two are broke so they're always moody Don't really holla at Sam no more Cause anytime I do, she's always broody Wants my baby Just like Crazy Haley Me and Tina had a fall-out last week Cause I got caught with big bad Tracey [Chorus] Mumzy told me to find a good girl And don't get caught in a mix-up Know how it goes for a G on the road Don't get caught, if you do, then fix up Man are far from a doughnut Man have been here since Bebo, MySpace MSN, Voda and Motorola So many crazy girls in my phone-a Mumzy told me to find a good girl And don't get caught in a mix-up Know how it goes for a G on the road Don't get caught, if you do, then fix up Man are far from a doughnut Man have been here since Bebo, MySpace MSN, Voda and Motorola So many crazy girls in my phone