Oh man I cant believe the time
Ive stayed out late again
I should have been home hours ago
Instead of drinkin with my friends
That girl that Ive been dancing with
Is being such a flirt
But Ill be dead when my wife
Smells perfume on my shirt Shes gonna k** me
Yeah Ive got a sinkin feeling
When I go home Ill get what I deserve
Shes gonna k** me
Ill be dead before the morning
Tonight will be my last night here on earth Now listen up before I leave
This is my last will
Id rather see it go to you
Than end up at goodwill
Ralph can have my rod and reel
And Jake can take my tools
I wont have any use for them
Cause Ive been such a fool Shes gonna k** me
Her pretty face will be the last thing
That Ill see when I walk through that door
Shes gonna k** me
When I get home shes gonna k** me
I wont be hanging round here anymore