[Hook: Michael Christmas]
We flowing like a river how it's pouring
Take two Aspirin in the morning
Turn it up, then where we going
We to 30 Rock
My n***as f**ed up and these b**hes is leaning
We going to 30 Rock
My n***as f**ed up and these b**hes is leaning, ugh
We flowing like a river how it's pouring
Take two Aspirin in the morning
Turn it up, then where we going
We to 30 Rock
My n***as f**ed up and these b**hes is leaning
We going to 30 Rock
My n***as f**ed up and these b**hes is leaning, ugh
[Verse 1: Michael Christmas]
I'm filling a quota, the next up to blow
While these hipster a** hoes out here touching they toes
And you n***as sold out, that's a fact and you know it
Asleep in the trap, kiss my mom the next morning
I'm watching Full Metal Alchemist
While my n***as rolling up
If I could bring back the dead
I'd pull ODB to say what's up
I let my hair get out of hand
To show these n***as they ain't touching me
Ain't flexing for these hoes in middle school
That wouldn't f** with me
The top ain't really nothing
Heard your car was push the bu*ton
Let my n***as push that bu*ton
Either you walking or you running
Or catching the bus, we ain't giving a f**
While I'm sipping a brew
They got lean in they cup
And my flow is tremendous
My dick you can s**
Now you mad cause you heard that Christmas is wa**up, huh
And I ain't never been no f**ing lick b**h
I spin disks like I'm Rik Smits
My n***a I'm all f**ed up, in my head
Try to stay humble, that sh** is dead
n***as be co*ky with no f**ing talent
So now I'm just promised to get this bread
That 16 murdered your career, so we gon celebrate
My n***as get ready to mind freak, and levitate
[Hook]
[Verse 2: D-Note]
Two years ago was flat, that's for a fact
I never thought that I'd be where I'm at
That negativity better fall back
No time for the chats
k**ing these rappers in packs
You doubtin' my steeze
Don't let me attack
You barely a G, I'm about three stacks
A f**ing outcast, yeah, it be like that
Sacrifices and chances
I needed this sh** you been taking for granted
Got God on my side you should probably panic
A major advantage
I'm so hip-hop that you barely can stand it
f** what you heard
They demanding that sh** you been sleeping on
They said you won't make it, keep dreaming on
Mike, let me lead ‘em on
Armed and dangerous
Ain't too many can bang with us
Yo b**h still favor us
Got the game in a fatal clutch
Y'all better start raising up
Man, I pray to God that I never fail
Got a soul I ain't tryin' to sell
Rolling my Dutches, about to Rebel
If you don't know me
You need to expel, sh**
Ugh, my old friends said I changed
‘Cause I'm making change
All of the sudden they say that I'm lame
‘Cause I don't hang
No bullsh** up in my range
Only power circles and stock
Welcome to 30 Rock, huh